When at birth, doctors pull babies out by their umbilical cords. did u noe that? =)

in science class. WHOAH . the bestest one ever. firstly, we changed classes temporarily as our old stupid one was used to hold sum exams or sumthing. well, we went to bio 2 2 i think and BOY was it nice in there. aircon and a cozy sitting place.=) poor vicki, missed out on the FUN nehal and i had.
we can be rly retarded together, so please, excuse us.

so, this is the story of The Nehal.


its funny how some children grow up to be super geniuses and extremely smart ppl. but....uhh.... we wont be toking abt that right now. we will be contrasting that, like...hmmm... vikki's line drawing compared to stalkers XD. now, we will be looking at ' stalkers' drawing. the ugly. the disgusting. the Nehal.
When Mrs. Trehan gave birth to her. *does weird hand pushing action thing that nehal does well*... the birth, i must say, didnt go so smoothly. first, when little nehal was still a foetus, the umbilical cord wrapped around her percious little neck and nearly strangled her! but luckily, or unluckily for sum, she DID survived. so, on the 3 of June, they were ready to tugg. the doctor grabbed one end and started to pull and pull and pull.. the umbilical cord was slimy but he still persisted. he was very experienced as he did this everyday. but as little nehal dear was a SPECIAL case, one which she refused to get out of the womb(( or couldnt since she was obeased as a foetus)) , and thus, she was deprived of some oxygen..... specifically 3 mins and 46 secs worth of oxygen. finally, when little nehal gave in, the doctors were shocked to see that, she had eaten her placenta! eww....wut a greedy little obeased child she was. *tsk tsk*

[ we shall skip her childhood for a bit and fast forward to her ACS international / current age.]

Nehal seemed to grow perfectly normal from ages -foetus to... now.... but little did she noe, that the water like substances in Mrs.Trehan's womb had asphyxiated her, and caused the lack of oxygen . and so, would creep up upon her and reveal the aweful aweful truth about wut effect it could cause on poor nehal.

the day was 29/aug when she got bak her eng test .
scanning through it, she was pretty pleased with herself when *=OO!!!!!!!!!!!* she discovered wut the forcefull tuggin and oxygen deprive-ation-ness had done to her.....
SHE COULDNT SPELL TOMORROW!

and NO folks, this is NOT i repeat NOT by chance! 2 instances, she had to spell tomorrow, but at both times -___-" she failed.! spelling it t-o-m-m-o-r-o-w instead. .. . .. . . wut i pity. and THEn, it had finally dawned down on her, that she was DIFFERENT.. she was WEIRD. she was retarded=O!!!she looked bak and finally realized ... -the basic spelling errors... -the extra-spastic moments with her bridge baby friend(( hu was less retarded ok!)) ... -the non-stop talk abt if it was 'walls' or 'linings'.. -the losing of ink-based objects!! OMG!!!!

she had umbilical profoundtion menjiatis-oxygenated deprivition and respiration defitiancy.........................
all because she was an obeased foetus hu ate her placenta that got stuck while the doctor was pulling her umbilical cord to help her come out......................... how tragic.....................

so..... for this poor Nehal.... u will never noe.... she might not even wake up to se another toMMorow .....


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this may be all crap for sum ppl. but not for nehal!! HAHA see, we're CONNECTED...hahahaha!!LOL!!! right right...

hav a goodday ppl... or... juz go pull sum umbilical cords and hav a cookie.